Uhm...I kinda found that weight I lost

This is kind of a tough one to explain without looking like an idiot. But you see, we have this digital scale that can switch between pounds and kilograms. It's usually on kilograms. Somehow it got switched to pounds. I uhm...I didn't really notice that when I weighed myself yesterday.

You're probably thinking, "How the hell could he NOT notice that?" Well, I have a long and somewhat convoluted explanation that I think makes pretty good sense. I tried it out on Mathilde last night, but unfortunately she was laughing so hard I don't think she really paid attention. So, I think I'll keep my explanation to myself on this one and just report that my weight is no longer a concern.