I totally kicked their butts

I guess Emily and Anna are bit out of practice, because today was wrestle day, and it was embarrassing how badly I beat them. Now I'm sure they'll try to claim victory, but they are going to have a tough time getting around the fact that I made Emily cry once and Anna cry twice and they made me cry ZERO times. IN YOUR FACE GIRLS!

Just kidding. We did wrestle this morning and it was a lot of fun, and nobody cried (I may have whimpered once or twice). Those two little squirrels are pretty fast and strong, and Emily has what she calls her "secret weapon" - she can will herself to not be ticklish. It's pretty impressive actually, and makes me feel all the more pathetic when all they need to do is touch me feet to have me squealing like a 300 pound bodyguard.

In the beginning they were worried about my stitches, but after about three minutes Anna did a knee drop on my head, so I guess they haven't been too traumatized about me being sickly and fragile for the last 6 months.

Incidentally, if you would like to know how you would fair in a Battle Royal against Emily and Anna, this site might give you an indication.