I'm sorry to disappoint

I know a few of you were looking forward to the "Pee Report" today. Unfortunately the only adjective I can appropriately use is "normal"

Not only is that boring, but I have no idea how I am going to break the news to the masseuse. She is going to be so disappointed. She wants so badly to make a difference. Yesterday I found myself saying my neck was a little sore just so she could have the satisfaction of fixing it.

Maybe I'll eat some asparagus...